Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
can we just talk about Joss Whedon’s script for the avengers?
there is so much more i can’t even begin
OH MY GOD SOMEONE READ THE WHOLE SCRIPT TO ME LIKE A BEDTIME STORY
This is beautiful.
And it brings back those happy memories of the Avengers (which I haven’t seen since the theaters), that got me to watch all the other Marvel superhero movies I’d been passing up.
And then I remember Iron Man 3. And Thor 2. And how much I’m dreading Winter Soldier.
Can’t Joss Whedon write all the Marvel movies? Pretty please?